Bassel


(bah-zul)
1. noun. plural: n/a (there is only one) literally the best thing that has ever happened; to be geographically near b-ssel is to be personally graced by all all-pervasive, benevolent universal force. simply gazing upon him slowly makes you more attractive and just better in general.

2. adjective. to be the pinnacle of its cl-ss.
1. ladies and gentlemen, if you look to your left, you should see the coastline, as well as the atlantic ocean, and if you look to your right, you should see b-ssel, soaring majestically beside us and protecting us from harm.

2. mount everest truly is b-ssel. height-wise, anyways.
breave
breave heart
a.k.a. lurk/ emotional terrorist. ‘pulling a b-ssel’ is where you sweep in on a emotionaly unstable female. common occurances are funerals, cemetaries and the sti clinic. origionally founded by one b-ssel bones.
aahhhh man did you see that russ just pulled a right b-ssel on that girl, she’s only just been dumped.

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