Bassetts


a small town located in southern virginia which has been robbed of many jobs due to the moving of the textile factories. overlooked because of it’s small population and lack of entertainment, b-ssett is home to an extremely awesome high school-b-ssett high school.
“i live in b-ssett!”
“never heard of it.”
“it’s right below martinsville.”
“oh, like as in martinsville speedway?”
“yeah”
to be in “all sorts of trouble”.

b-ssetts is more than just a word, it’s a way of life! invented in the medway towns in 1999, this word has spread like wildfire throughout the country.
“oh sh-t, i’m in b-ssetts”!

“that bloke is in a sh-t-load of b-ssetts”!

“ah, he’s a b-ssetts man”!
(i.e. he’s a man that is continuously in all sorts of trouble).

something meaning great. twenty times cooler than the breed of dog.
wow, look at that b-ssett. isn’t it f-cking super?
one of an extremely uptight nature… person contains high friend qualities… slightly creepy to many women. exudes a c-cky att-tude and holds silly grudges. has the highest ability to obtain women…being a firefighter…but does not take advantage of this super power.. of which many men do not have the opportunity to acquire. although should be happy in his current position in life, he can still manage to be a negative and p-ss this on to people who care and love him.
that guy is so creepy…he’s such a b-ssett. chill out dude.. dont’ be such a b-ssett

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