bassong


a descriptive verb for spectacularly f-cking something up.
“he was clean through on goal, keeper beaten, but totally b-ssonged it over the bar”

“so, i was sitting there chatting to this really hot girl, everything going great guns, when she touched my knee and, b-ssong! i came in my pants”
a bong made out of a b-ssoon.
yo, me and the bros ripped the b-ssong last night. it was epic.
#b-ssoon #bong #weed #bowl #b-sson

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