bassoon player
gods blessed section of humankind graced with the knowledge of the b-ssoon. tend to be clueless and nutty, but ingenious people. fellow band kids will often warn others not to mention music around them, as they will either complain about their lack of solos, the fact that they are the backbone of the band, that the one time there’s more than one b-ssoon part and they don’t get first, and their plan to overthrow first chair and secretly find a way to have influence over all band directors and student leadership.
that b-ssoon player is enjoying his 2 measure solo way too much.
that first chair b-ssoon player is pretty weird and sometimes psychotic.
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