bastard cake


noun.
1. an undesirable situation; screwed; d-cked over; f-cked

verb.
2. to be put into a bad situation by someone else; to be screwed over by someone
3. to put someone into a bad situation; to screw someone over
“dude! you drank all my beer when i was gone… see, that’s just b-st-rd cake.”

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