bastarding
a word commonly used when you feel unable to say “f-cking”.
i don’t b-st-rding believe it.
the act of searching out somebody who has just achieved something good and then instantly ruining it for them by doing something annoying to take the shine off of it. usually a whole day activity as finding somebody who has just achieved success isn’t easy.
if someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.
if a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.
you get the idea.
hey john, fancy a spot of b-st-rding today?
can be used to describe an object or person that has angered or “p-ssed” you off
oh you b-st-rding tw-t, can’t you even get it b-st-rding right you f-cking b-st-rding -rs-hole, get that b-st-rding thing which cant stay in its b-st-rding place for one b-st-rding minute and f-cking p-ss it over b-st-rding here… etc etc
to create a b-st-rd.
larry and susan had a one night stand. they created a child. hence, larry and susan were b-st-rding.
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