Bastardism


someone pre-judges you and -ssumes you will be trouble by the way you look, even if you’re incredibly laid back.
as the group entered the pub the public bristled -ssuming the bar staff would have no input if anything kicked off! “hmm there’s defo a strong amount of b-st-rdism in here”.
to embrace b-st-rdy and to live life with the purpose of creating more b-st-rds. it is also a religion.
hugh practices b-st-rdism and hopes to create as many b-st-rds as he possibly can through the act of having unprotected s-x with women out of wedlock.
hugh is a member of the b-st-rdic faith.
1. (n) the art of being a b-st-rd.
“mr. hill gave you 75 pages of homework? that’s b-st-rdism!!!”

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