bastardized english
b-st-rdized english is a type of speech used by people who do poor imitations of aussies. they take any word that has an “ite” or “ike” and make it sound australian, and are left with a sh-tty sounding gay word. only daryn jones from the tv show buzz can do it and sound funny.
right=roight-gay,overused
strike=stroike-only funny when daryn says it
v-g-n-=vagoina-from the film baseketball so its funny
quite=quoite-just not cool
night=noight-also quite gay
bike=boike-kind of interestingly h-m-s-xual
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