baste my turtle
wash your genitals (male)
a turtle’s head retracts much like a p-n-s does. during ultrasound examinations, male gender is said to be seen as the “turtle sign” because the p-n-s looks like a turtle head and the scr-t-m resembles the sh-ll.
dude, i’ve been sweating all day. i’ve got to go baste my turtle before i go out tonight.
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