bastectomy
noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a b-st-rd from your life completely.
friend #1: are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?”
friend #2 nah, i’m down to 2 mojito’s like a normal person.”
friend #1 wow, how’d you manage that? aa?
friend #2 well honestly, i feel so much better now that i’ve had my bastectomy, i don’t have a problem anymore..hiccup.”
also see: bastectimologist. (the person who removes the b-st-rd from said life, often a professional or a new b-st-rd)
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