basting the meat
when your girlfirend is so incredibly poor in bed that she makes the same amount of effort as a corpse – you do, in fact, end up ‘basting the meat’, similar to the act of stuffing a turkey. the s-x is usually so poor that the male in the relationship is unable to finish, due to the cadaver like nature of his missus. he is left with painful, swollen blue b-lls.
alex: “oh mate, were you basting the meat last night?”
henry: “mate, she was like a corpse, minimal effort”
alex: “mate, did you finish?”
henry: “nah mate, blue b-lls, never have finished!”
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