basturdcisms
to have issues/problems. to be going through a rough time. to be cranky or mad for no apparent reason. to be on your mestrual cycle (period). to be pmsing. or bmsing. to throw a fit, or obsessively complain about something. (have a melt down)
guy: “gosh! just leave me alone d-mnit!”
girl: “woah! someone’s having bast-rdcisms, jeesh!”
guy 1: “dude, that sh-t was so whank! what were you thinking!?”
guy 2: “calm down with the bast-rdcisms! d-mn..”
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