bastwipe


1.derives from a combination of the words ‘bast/b-st-rd/’and’-sswipe’ used in such situations to describe an individual who does not yet qualify under the terms ‘b-st-rd’ nor ‘bast’ but in -what can only be described as- a fourth dimension in between the two.

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2.the process of a ‘bast/b-st-rd’ wiping the excess sh-t from they’re posterior.
1.dude, word on the street is basty mc bastwipe is a bastwipe.

2.clutching the scrunched ball of toilet rag, i carefully yet instinctively smeared the sh-t from off my posterior..i had become a bastwipe.

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