bat arsed
next level up from rat -rs-d. to be absolutely steam boated beyond return. bat -rs-d is a sacred level of p-ssed which worshippers of life seek on the weekend. bat -rs-d state is achieved by robbing tinnes from tesco, prank calling your mates mum for a blowie at least twice so she thinks your serious, not eating a single f-cking nut on the day of bat -rs-ry and seeing off at least 10 shots of pure stink. when bat -rs-d thou must expect to p-ss thy self so don’t wear your best pair of lonsdale undies and remember if any c-nt tries to tell you you’re to bat -rs-d put your f-cking mush down and windmill the sh-t out of that worthless piece of c-m.
joe: hey ben, last weekend was awesome we got so bat -rs-d. how about we tone it down a notch tonight and get f-cking sh-t wrecked?
ben: shut the f-ck up joe you little p-ssy, i wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and sh-t on my own floor tonight, so i’m definitely going for the bat -rs-d option. you’re such a little b-tch
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