Bat Wank


spanking one out, while hanging your feet over the door ie upside down. take and orange or in extreme bat w-nk situations a lemon and bite down,

the key is to shoot your beans before you p-ss out, warning a crashmat or mattressmight be advisable in extreme bat w-nk situations
i shot my beans against the hd plasma as i was bat w-nking to trisha because she looked so real.

i hurt my head after p-ssing out in an extreme “bat w-nk”
position in which the female hangs from the posts of a four-poster bed, reconstructing the mating rituals of the bat. males then form an orderly que under her, and she proceeds to blow and w-nk off each male in turn, moving along the line as she goes. this is representative of the motion in a commercial warehouse. a quick way to please a large number of men.
girl: ”i bat w-nked 23 guys in 45 minutes last night, that must be a world record. on the downside, my hands are raw, my mouth is dry and my legs have seized up in the hanging position”

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