Batavia, IL
often known as the most boring city in illinois, but is often challanged by other small cities in the dead sp-ce between chicago and springfield. if anything, it is the most boring town in the western suburbs and is loved by adults for being a safe place with good schools.
also known as b-tt-avia to locals
resident: i’m from batavia, il!
conversationalist: where in the h-ll is that?
resident: in h-ll.
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