Bate and run
when someone hides in a closet at a party and once two people stumble in the room and begin s-xual intercourse, the person in the closet begins to m-st-rb-t- and runs out of closet, c-ms on the female’s back, and runs out of the room.
“i pulled the bate and run on alex’s new wife last night!”
“haha nice man! how did that turn out for them?”
“they’re getting a divorce.”
“worth it.”
————————————————————
“dale tried pulling the ol’ bate and run on krysten last night, but it didn’t turn out quite right.”
“how so?”
“he miscalculated and came on hank instead.”
Read Also:
- Bat Lairadox
being batman, having a bat lair, than deciding you no longer want to be batman, only to figure out that you have no choice but to be batman. this results in loving and hating your bat lair causing a bat-lairadox. “i am a bat, man. i live in a sp-ce age under ground lair that […]
- System suit
a suit that you ware in public known as a business suit or a suit and tie. where you ware it to work in public where no one gives a d-mn about you and you are just a cog in a machine. and where money is worshiped. i hate those system suits.
- swep
swep means s-xual willing eager person #johno damon: that girl looks swep john: i know right
- bat mitzvah hangover
similar to mall hangover, the headache and foot pains you get after going to a bat mitzvah or bar mitzvah from the noise, dancing, and fun. “my feet are killing me..and my head.” “seems like you’ve got yourself a bat mitzvah hangover. ;)”
- baton
a sport where young-in-shape bodies do hard tricks and manuvers with batons, but make them appear easy so n-body is really interested. the “twirlers” wear way too expensive sparkly costumes in attempt to draw more attention to them then their compet-tors. usually suffer from head,fingers, and sometimes face trauma. pay hundreds of dollars to win […]