Bate Weight
refers to the popular work out device “shake weight” by it’s true name. when used it very closely resembles the act of male masturbation or “bating”.
dude what is that?! it looks like your jerking off a robot.
it’s a bate weight. what, it’s a great way to stay in shape..
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