bateman
a nihilistic upper-cl-ss male who cares of nothing but material possesions, looking flawlessly handsome, and making absurd amounts of money. one bateman is rarely distiguishable from another due to the fact that they wear similar clothes and all sport the same chic haircut. batemans are inherently violent, usually on a combination of booze, c-ke, and/or pills, and are above the law… so beware.
“have you met nick’s brother chad?”
“the one that works on wall street? yeah…that guy is a total f-ckin bateman.
while doing her doggy you find a mirror in the room in which you can see yourself. put a nasty p-rn look on youre face and flex youre muscles, just before you smack her -ss to make her feel more like a cheap wh-r-:)
man just before i gave her the amazing double c-m i pulled a bateman on her.. beyond her embarresment, i could see she loved it.
a formal name for a batty boy or a batty man.
usually used for jokes, such as filling in forms.
taken from the latin batemonus, meaning incompetent/lack of effort, it has come to mean a general slob who commits himself to a job but then never follows through.
e.g. person 1 “my coach is a right bateman!”
person 2 : “for show! he doesn’t even watch your matches, or whatever?!”
this is a verb used to describe the action of getting wasted, blowing a whistle and then pulling a random. this can gain respect but often involves getting a hangover and sleeping with a girl looking slightly like a mishapen horse
oh i can’t believe you were batemaning last night!
bateman (bate-man): to endlessly party with no concern for ones well being or financial future.
dude, when i bateman i get 50 no’s and a yes, and that’s a yes!
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