Bateson


verb – to leave a large party or gathering unexpectedly and without word, presumably to avoid having your friends try to change your mind.
i was so wasted last night that i had to bateson. sorry, fellas.
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1. a girl who believes that the shetlands are the best place on earth, even though, once, when she was drunk, she admitted that they were sh-t.
2. (to pull a bateson) to take home a 30 year old man, because you had this f-cked up role-play thing going on at this party, where you pretended that you were an item
3. to bring someone (including oneself)to the point of -rg-sm using the rim of one’s gl-sses, or some other sight-adjusting equipment, such as contact lens fluid
4. another name for a small bluet-t
1. she says she wants to go back, but she’s a bateson at heart
2. i can’t believe she pulled a bateson last night; it’s her own fault she’s confused now
3. looking around for an alternative to the d-ld-, she spied the gl-sses, and decided on the bateson, as it was quieter
4. i saw a bateson t’other day

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