batfuck
totally insane; insane enough to f-ck a bat.
may be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. “batf-ck crazy”) or on its own as an adjective.
you little sister is completely batf-ck crazy. she was trying to smoke a coathanger.
yea, she’s totally batf-ck man.
n. a social event or dance to which the gentlemen involved invite the ugliest sk-nks that can be found in time for the occasion. a prize is usually awarded to the guy who brings the broad judged worst.
“hey john. what say we organize a batf-ck for sat-rday night next.”
“kewl man! we haven’t had one of those since last spring, and i know just the perfect hog. yowsa!”
to backstab or go behind one back; synonyme to rat f-ck
n-body bat f-cks me and gets away with it
when you get f-cked by a bat
john batf-cked sally. therefore sally got f-cked by a bat.
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