bath of shame
taking a bath after an embarr-ssing/undesired s-x act
alexis houston:”mike, i thought about it during my bath of shame – i don’t want to do this kind of scenes no more!”
joe:”dude, after what i did to myself last night i needed to take a bath of shame”
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