Jacque

jacque (jah-kew) n.

1. an individual of ambiguous gender with face similar to that of an elderly woman’s v-g-n-.

2. a ceremonial b-tt plug used by h-m-s-xuals during parades.
that goddam jacque can’t even read correctly! somebody tackle that thing quickly and pee on it!

just before turning onto 55th street for the start of the third annual gay pride parade, stephen inserted a jacque into his -n-s.
the sweetest guy. he has more willpower than anyone else. he has been through the toughest things. he still pulls through. my best friend. he is also just awesome
“hey is that jacques over there?”

“yeah you can just tell he is that awesome”
a beautiful girl. she is perfect in every single way. she can be blonde at times but its ok because she is adorable. guys fall all over her. she is sometimes hard on herself but shouldn’t be because any man would be lucky to have her. her cousin loves her more than she could ever imagine!! love you jac<3 boy: look at jacque! i love her!! boy 2: noo i love her!! boy: ima kick yo -ss!!!! a loyal friend and true gentleman that triples as an amazing dance partner! big plus, he is certainly something nice to look at too! i have known jacques for a short time but feel like i have known him for a lifetime given the value of his friendship. a true gentleman. easy going humble and s-xually stunning. educated. loyal, with the highest amount of will power you will ever find. he has been through the toughest things. known for his huge endowment. watch out there goes jacques. jacques is always working out. synonym: perfect. a jacque is often described as the perfect girl. you will feel the need to love her like you have never loved before. like the sweetest drug, you crave her. she is very spontaneous and energetic. her laugh will make you want to laugh. her smile will make you feel weak at the knees. her eyes will make you melt away, and are slightly everchanging; gingerbread, mocha, caramel toffee. so deep you could drown in them. synonym: s-xy a jacque is a goddess, to say the least. she will set you on fire from the inside and leave you l-sting for her. she'll make you think you're a sinner, but it's all you can do to even try to resist her; but you better hope to god you can resist her, because if you don't, you will have to deal with a kayla-(put on this earth to love only a jacque). she is the most perfect thing i have ever seen. she must be a jacque. an unimaginably attractive male who is a source of inspiration for all those around him. he is known for his huge endowment as well being an extremely generous lover. jacques usually have incredible physiques that make women melt at a single glance. woman 1: oh my god that guy over there is amazing, and he keeps looking over at me woman 2: go for it he looks like a jacque and they aren't available for very long jacques's is a crazy but funny guy. he does anything and everything just for the sake of it.he is quite creepy and it is hard to understand him.he has an att-tude and isn't afraid of no one jacques is spooking the sh-t out of me jacques is too jokes!!!!