bathardi
a random burst of energy, happiness, madness, or insanity which can sometimes seem violent in nature. a person who is suffering from bathardi may make weird and violent faces, their teeth may clench and their bodies (mostly the face and upper extremities) may quiver and shake. in some rare cases, bathardi may also be characterized by the urge to utter pure nonsense in real or unreal languages. once bathardi occurs, it may effect surrounding victims at an exponential rate.
“jasmine was talking to me about her upcoming trip to india and then she randomly got super excited, hugged me, and started quivering and making contorted faces!”
“hahahah. she has some real bathardi issues.”
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