Bathrobe investor
guy who gets up about 11 and settles on the patio overlooking the ocean, with his laptop, (in his terry-cloth robe). his 19-year-old -ssistant brings him a bl–dy mary. he says “thanks” in a tone of benign abstraction while he scrolls through his portfolio.
i talked to my bathrobe investors and they had never heard of this guy so i figure he must be a fake.
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