Bathroom Bandit


a young woman who takes males into a bathroom and has a “good time ” with them
“oh my gosh, ally is totally the new bathroom bandit, she brought 3 guys in the bathroom in one night!”
someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.
jodi: “wow sanj really messed up our bathroom”
ashley: “ya he’s a real bathroom bandit!”
an individual that likes to pound loudly on the bathroom door when someone is using the toilet hopefully scaring them resulting in them urinating on themselves or worse
co-worker: “hey man why are your pants so wet did you p-ss yourself?”

victim: “no man i was taking a leak in the bathroom and someone beat on the door so hard i p-ssed all over myself”

co-worker: dude the bathroom bandit got you. he got me last week while i was taking a dump”
jasons gay f-cking dog that drinks urine!!!!!! aka basil
hot d-mn! this game of wizard shotty is gorgeous but it has got me so hot that i need to make a visit to the bathroom bandit for a p-ss or sh-t. thank you

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