bathroom bonanza
spending an unnecessary amount of time in the bathroom to prevent your roommate from using it. this is often a subtle form of revenge for those who are unfortunate enough to live with a rude slob.
last night, i had a bathroom bonanza around the time my roommate usually gets ready for bed. i hid out in there for an hour – showering, and getting ready for bed myself although i stayed up for hours afterward. i painted my nails for the first time in months, admired my new tattoo in the mirror and enjoyed some relaxing bbm time. maybe now she’s thinking the same thing i am… b-tch should’ve cleaned.
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