Bathtub Virgin


redneck landscaping feature created by half-burying an old claw-foot cast iron bathtub on end in the front yard, and placing a statue of the virgin mary inside, creating a shrine that is then augmented by the tasteful addition of various lawn gnomes, painted rocks, gazing b-lls, and the occasional pink flamingo. in these days of political correctness, the bathtub virgin has surp-ssed the lawn jockey as the ultimate status symbol of the trailer park crowd.
i, cain’t go b-ss fishing this sat-rday, i promised the ol’ lady i’d install that bathtub virgin she’s been a-wantin’.

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