Batia
the awesomest person you will eva meet! she is the best kind of friend, and you’ll never be able to stay mad at her. she is always right, even when you don’t want her to be.
friend 1: ugggh, my friend keeps telling me that i know she’s right.
friend 2: so? she’s not, so just forget her!
friend 1: i can’t, she’s a batia!
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