Batin’ the Bacon


another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.
dude 1 – “i read the coolest urban dictionary today. it was ‘batin’ the bacon’ “.

dude 2 – “no i wasn’t!”

bude 1 – “wha?”

dude 2 – “nothing…”

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