Batiste
something supposed to improve the situation, which in fact just make matters worse.
after famous schwarzkopf brand of spray-on dry shampoo, which makes ones hair far more greasy and unkempt than it ever was before. often considered a good idea for backpackers, who can’t wash their hair properly, its actual use never fails to come as a nasty surprise.
1. i used batiste shampoo once, when i was travelling in germany; i spent a whole day in aachen with hair like a homeless man.
2. “that advice you gave to belinda, that was so batiste. she hasn’t stopped crying since.”
3. after iraq, everyone agreed that america’s foreign policy was extremely batiste.
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