Batjew


the crime-fighting, accountant cousin to batman.
guy #1 – “dude did you see batjew last night?”

guy #2 – “i did! that was so crazy. the second you dropped that quarter he sn-tched it up like your mom gets ahold of cake!”
our lord and saviour.
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batjew will hit you with his ban hammer
batjew is the jewish cousin to one of our favorite crime fighters, batman. thinking in terms of gamers, when a gamer gets screwed over he says he gets jewed… when batjew gets screwed over he obviously cannot get jewed because he’s already a jew, he then gets baptised… the hilarity ensues….
nanananananana nan ananananananan batjeewwwwwwwww!

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