Batlord
batlord was a swedish heavy metal band, formed by quortlon in 1983. they are regarded as pioneers of both black metal and viking metal. the band is named after the infamous hungarian countess, elizabeth bátlord
“yo, what alb-m is that? it sounds pretty cool”
“i don’t know let me look at the cover, apparently they call themselves batlord”
“batlord is pretty sick man”
“yeah”
noun.
a batlord is an evolved bat, it is like an ant queen. it can control all the other bats in it’s pack. it uses its call of eeeeeee to attract mates and other bats for its pack.
they are very fond of fruit, old victorian poetry, shakespearean drama and fine wine on the french riviera.
they are known to get very angry when confronted head on. you should only communicate with them by using their native call of eeeee.
jeff is a batlord. eeeee
i wonder when the batlord will be down on the riviera.
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