batm
blatant -ss to mouth
a highly skilled manoeuvre performed in a p-rnagraphic film. the p-n-s is taken from a freshly plundered marmite well, and presented forth to the mouth of the aforementioned owner of the plundered -n-s.
“i bet she loves a bit of batm”
“yeah, i reckon she’s suck the schl-ng straight after it’s f-cked her bunghole”
“yeah, dirty b-tch your mum eh?!”
bad -ss t-mac story. usually involves getting blackout drunk and doing something really stupid. the infamous chicago story is the ultimate batms.
batms:
t-mac: dude, i got so f-cking wasted last night that i punched a child in the face and jumped out the window of a 6 story building. it was awesome.
bad -ss teenage mustach
hey that guys rockin a mad batm!
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