batman earthquake
when a man jumps off of a high surface, e.g. a counter or dresser, and slams his fully erect p-n-s into his partner’s -ss
guy 1: hey man, did you give that chick a batman earthquake last night?
guy 2: yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead
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