batman express
to frantically and intoxicatedly make your way to work, or other commitments, after partying too hard the night before and oversleeping, skipping your normal morning routine.
p1> (arrives at work)
p2> you’re late again. and you look like h-ll.
p1> i know. i woke up 5 minutes ago. pulled a batman express this morning.
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