Bato Brawl
“bato” is a slang abbreviation of the word batehaven. a bato brawl is a fight, commonly seen in movies, where the partic-p-nts engage in a physically agressive fight on their front lawn. the action is usually partaken by neighbours or residents of a common street, most frequently those of “ghetto” or “slum” description. the argument is often triggered by one or more of the partic-p-nts sleeping with the other’s significant other, theft of lawn furniture or simply general inebriation. more often than not, the partic-p-nts are female, with heavy wh-r-ish make up and bleached hair. modern day science is yet to conclude whether the bleach has an role in the madness.
that wh-r- stole my man! i’mma treat her to a bato brawl!!!
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