Bat’s Day


also known as ‘goth day’, bat’s day is the last sat-rday in august where goth kids from all over the u.s and europe flock to disneyland for a day of princess boo-ing, high heels, and black lipstick. while it’s not officialy reconized by the park itself, the park staff is well aware of its existance.
actress playing snow white: “i’m gonna trade shifts with the new girl. i don’t want to be around on bat’s day, and the she wont know about it yet.”

cinderella: ahh! that goth guy just felt me up!

sleeping beauty: duh, what’d you expect? it’s bat’s day!

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