bats in the cave


visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.
“you need to blow your nose, you got some serious bats in the cave!!”
a description a woman may use for being celibate or not having had s-x in some time.
it’s been so long since i had s-x that i got bats in the cave.
a condition that occurs when a women has not had s-x in a long time. therefore she has bats in her cave.
guy 1: “that girl has a really nice -ss. i mean, dam!”
guy 2: “tru d that, but that girl has ‘bats in the cave’. she will be a quickie.”
when i was growing up: “bats in the cave” is when you spread a guy’s sh-tter so you can b-ttf-ck him but he’s got a load of black dingleberries hangin’ from his -sshairs.
i was about to do damage to pete’s -n-s, but d-mn that dude had about a hundred hangers jangling in the wind: bats in the cave, dude. stank.
bits of cocaine stuck to one’s nose hairs.
dude, i gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.

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