(noun); a character of supreme imperial being who offers wisdom and warm cordiality to the worthy.
person 1: “hey, did you see his royal highness batson yesterday?”
person 2: “yeah, i learned some sh-t, dog.”
person 1: “word.”
when you say one has his or her bats on, it means that the person is in an outrageously blantant and very very foul and nasty mood.
don’t bother the boss; he just lost the marshall account and man, he has his bats on today!

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