Battered Deer


a woman whose age makes her eligible to be a “cougar” but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.
you: ay man, look at that “cougar” over there

meanwhile-the woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:the result:

your buddy: ooogh thats not a “cougar”! no man !that’s a “battered deer”

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