Battered Sausage
the s-xual act of when a man has -n-l s-x with parter and his partner voids their bowels whilst the males s-xual organ is still inserted in the -n-s. once that is done the male removes his s-xual organ from the partners -n-s and a light coating of fecies will be lest on his p-n-s( sausage) this looks like a battered sausage which is then inserted into the recievers mouth until -j-c-l-t–n. bon appet-t 🙂
me: ah man last night was so sick
you:ah did you and her get it on
me:yea man i gave her a battered sausage, she loved it
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