Batteries Donahue


a boy who is mentally disabled, enjoys bananas and cargo shorts, and is obsessed with the film congo.
batteries donahue: one time i was dream about finding diamonds in the congo because of congo and i sat down wrong on my b-lls which turned out to be my amy action figure which forced my body to evacuate all the p–p i had stored up and then i went to my room and cried.

carlos: can’t you see i’m alabama logjamming your mom kid, beat it.

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