a friend, significant other, or acquaintance who won’t stop texting you.
adam: dude your phone has gone off like twelve times in the last ten minutes.
brian: yeah that’s the new girlfriend. she’s a real battery drainer.
- bell sleeve
noun (slang) 1. foreskin; the retractable roll of skin covering the end of the p-n-s. phil needed to see a doctor about the problem with his bell sleeve.
when a person has abstained from s-x too long and becomes b-tchy. derived from the root words abstained and aggravated. it can be used to describe a person who is purposefully withholding s-x for their moral beliefs resulting in a bitter distemper. it can also be applied to people who have been denied s-xual intercourse […]
- floppy whopper
a giant limp d-ck swinging between the knees person one: jimmy has a giant d-ck. person two: yeah he has a big floppy whopper.big d-ck giant c-ck large p-n-s
from stem, an abbreviation short for “science, technology, engineering and mathematics”, a stemlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending att-tude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the arts and […]
- frostie syndrome
a person in the depths of white cider alcoholism with an inability to control their actions. symtoms include; memory loss, incontinence, involuntary bowel movement & a serious case of ‘the fear’ full blown syndrome is achieved with 3litres of the tasty fizzy beverage man, i was soo in the depths of frostie syndrome last night […]