Batting average
n. the number of times a male has -j-c-l-t-d by the actions of another person over the number of times he has m-st-rb-t-d.
s-xual actions/m-st-rb-t–n= batting average
the higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.
1: dude, i got a bl-wj-b from ashley last night!
2: nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: i know man, im having a great season. im really getting a hit almost every time im up to bat.
2: im jealous. my batting average is getting worse and worse since i signed up for that new p-rn site.
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