batting off
male masturbation, the greatest dicovery known to men.
i love batting off at school.
hahahahahahaha….
you d-ckheads…
you need a d-ck to bat off to first
hahahahahaha
so just keep polishing your dads kn-b everyday after school
hahhahahahhah
person 1 – im going home to have a bat.
person 2 – me too.
person 1 – you dont have a d-ck you sad f-ck
person 2 – so, my dad lets me jerk his c-ck off
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