Battle of the Buldge


when a girl looks at a guys crotch to see whos buldge is bigger.
that was a very disappointing battle of the buldge
the sensation a man has while he is trying to hold back his c-m from being -j-c-l-t-d. this most commonly happens when a man is satisfied in s-x but know his woman has not yet been satisfied
woman “honey are you ok”
man “yea i am im just experiancing a battle of the buldge”

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