battle the rancor
v. – the act of having a particulalry tough time moving one’s bowels. usually accompanied by loud moans and/or the cursing of whatever may have caused such a strenous time on the porcelain throne. a reference to the star wars film, return of the jedi, where luke skywalker battles a giant sh-t monster in a cave that looks like jabba the hut’s toilet.
i had some bomb -ss tacos yesterday, but when i got home i had to run for the toilet and battle the rancor.
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