battle troll


n. a large, ugly female that usually cohabitates with smaller, more attractive female companions. the battle troll is typically a hairy mouth-breather that is a backup offensive guard for the local university’s football team. a battle troll will become larger, uglier and hairer the more you drink. the heinous cackle of a battle troll will make any virile young man’s t-st-cl-s retreat into the stomach for safety.

she will never procreate because her v-g-n- looks like a gorilla salad.
gertrudle, the local battle troll has fat rolls that spill over the bar stool, protecting her attractive friends in a force field of repugnance.

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