battle wagon


a station wagon that has been modified to accept duties of extreme driving. this includes but is not limited to jeep trails, deep water, deep mud, steep hills, etc.

a perfect example would be the 1996-1999 subaru legacy outback.
the battle wagon did great on the trip.
a battle wagon is any type of makeshift vehicle that is epic enough to be t-tled as such. the more epic a battle wagon is, the more likely it is to be spelled with all caps. in order for it to be a true battle wagon, the operator or rider of the makeshift vehicle must yell, “battle wagon!!!” at the top of his/her lungs while it is in motion. although most battle wagons are ill-considered for actual battle, the mere battle cry of the battle wagon is enough to cause the foes of its rider to quake in terror.
jenn: what are you guys doing?!
josh: battle wagon!!!
term for naval battleships. also spelt as battlewagon and battle-wagon.
the uss arizona, bb-39, is one of the most famous usn battle wagons.

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